Creeping back into reality world...

October 14, 2004

I like looking at pictures of myself, don't you?

I love my digital camera! Tee hee.

Does anyone know where I can buy a really cool comforter set? Like, not the usual crap you can buy at Target, but like crazy stuff that looks like it would come from Hot Topic? I really want something cool like that. Let me know, pluhease.

I didn't watch the debate last night. I was way too busy shopping my fool ass off, and man alive did I have a good time!

Stores that were damaged in my shopping spree:
Best Buy - I bought a DVD tower, Ocean's Eleven and Serendipity, and Hoyle Casino. I wanted to get a DVD/VCR, but Donna managed to talk me out of it because she has "lots of VCR's just sitting around" her house.

Lane Bryant - Yay, the fat girl's store! I bought a shirt, some hose, a new watch, and some earrings.

Regis - Brow and Lip wax. The chick went nuts with the tweezers. I get waxed so I don't have to tweeze! Damnit.

Oshman's - New workout pants. They're red!

Waldenbooks - Stuff Magazine

Payless - Some boots that I'm really not so excited about anymore, but they're good for job interview purposes. And they were cheap.

So, yay for birthday shopping sprees, is what I'm saying.

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I have a job interview today at a law firm. I don't know what I would do there, but I think I really want it. Mostly because it's like 5 minutes from my apartment. Also because it pays A LOT. I guess we'll see.

I hate job interviews, though! Man alive! I am not good at selling myself at all. And with all the pictures I've been taking of myself lately, I realize that I'm one puffy bastard right now. Salads are good every once in a while.

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To prove to you that I am running for queen of Funny Fat Girls, here's an email I got from my Tuesday night small group. I didn't go this week because the thought of somewhat false sentiment behind 20 people that I've only known for 3 weeks telling me "Happy Birthday!" was really not something I was looking forward to. Instead I went to Barnes and Noble and then went home and watched CSI. I'm such a party girl.

Anyway:
"Elizabeth, I hope you had a wonderful birthday. Everyone was missing your
comments and wonder how you could not have a column in a paper or
music/entertainment magazine."

Awwww. Because, see! I'm entertaining! So I must write entertainment things.

There's a retreat on Halloween weekend for this small group. I think I'm going to go.. totally immersing myself in church-y things for a good 2 days would probably be good for me. It's also the weekend before Nano, so I can use the down time to plan things out. Yay groupie stories!

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I am slowly retreating out of Obsession Land into Reality World. Sllooowwlyyy. My dreams didn't indicate as so, but my mindset does today. Which is a relief. But I do plan on going to the farm next weekend. So... yeah.

I am so fucking boy crazy these days it's just retarded. And I won't pursue any boys just because I feel so yucky and fat, and I perpetuate this by eating the worst food known to man. This is a weird cycle that I would love to defeat one day. Yes indeed.

That is all for today. Tomorrow is Fair Day! No work! Woohoo.

There is a theme to what I was doing the past 3 years. See if you can pick up on it!

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1 year...
"I haven't rented any porn for at least 2 months, but the completely sad part about that is when I came up to the counter to do the renting fun, the dude there already knew my name AND license number. Without me having to tell him. After not being there for 2 months. I don't know whether to laugh or cry."

2 years ago...
"Anyway. I've decided that I need some good and dirty sex. Not romantic and happy sex, dirty, grimy, nasty sex. I even had a dream about having some dirty sex last night, even though I don't remember with whom."

3 years..
"Also, Crazy Friend and I got in a little tiff over a Sports Illustrated. We went in Dentist Friend's kinda brother's room and he had the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, and Crazy Friend was like "Oh Gross!I can't believe he has that!" And she practically ran out of the room. Maybe I've desensitized myself from that through my avid porn watching, but I just thought that reaction was a little extreme, and I told her so. She didn't seem to appreciate that, but got over it."